或問：“世間何物最硬？”
曰：“石頭與鋼鐵。”
其人曰：“石可碎，鐵可鏨，安得為硬？以弟看來，惟兄面上髭鬚最硬，鐵石總不如也。”
問其故，答曰：“看老兄這副厚臉皮，竟被他鑽門了出來。”
有鬚者回嘲曰：“足下面皮更老，這等硬鬚還鑽不透！”
Someone asked, “What is the hardest thing in the world?”
[Another man] said, “Stone and iron.”
[The first man] said, “Stone can be smashed, and iron dented: how are they hard? In my humble opinion, the beard on your face is the very hardest. Neither iron nor stone rivals it.”
[The second man] asked why. [The first man] replied, “Just look at how thick the skin of your face is - it penetrates even that!”
The bearded man scoffed at him in return, saying, "Mine is nothing compared to yours, impenetrable even for beard this hard!"
* From Youxi zhuren 遊戲主人 (fl. 19th century), Xinzeng xiaolin guangji 新增笑林廣記, 4.7b: https://ctext.org/library.pl?if=en&file=92726&page=118.
Guan Yu 關羽 (d. 200), the famous general who is known as Meirangong 美髯公 (Lord Fine-Beard); detail of the handscroll "Guanyu qinjiang tu" 關羽擒將圖 attributed to the court painter Shang Xi 商喜 (fl. 15th century)
Image credit: The Palace Museum, Beijing (https://www.dpm.org.cn/collection/paint/231042.html)
Figurine of Guan Yu; Qing dynasty (1636-1912)
Image credit: The Palace Museum, Beijing (https://www.dpm.org.cn/shuziwenwu/257159.html)
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